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itssexualhour:

i was sitting next to my crush in french and my phone fell on the ground and then he picked it up and i was like give it back and he just put my phone into his pants but not like under his boxers anyways wouldn’t give it back so i had to shove my hands into his pants and get it out and after that like 10 min later he whispered ‘if you haven’t noticed i have a boner now’ that was the best moment of my life bye

itssexualhour:

one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away
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